It Hurts to be this Good

Ladies, Lately I've been struggling from a rare case of Toogoodforhisowngooditis. For Instance, i walk into wal-mart, and instantly Someone Greets me. I mean, how often does that happen?? And Then the other day I bought a burger from the BK Lounge(Burger King), and By "Mistake" Someone "Accidentally" put 5 pickles on my burger.
And somehow, my fans found out what websites i'm browsing on, cause i went on a website, and Instantly Won a Free Ipod

So basically what i am getting at, People, I don't need the celebrity treatment anymore, I know my Dodge Stratus is Sexy, my hair is unreal, and my eyes, well, that's just too dreamy to put into words,so basically I'm just like Any other Guy(Times 10)

Justin